We still have the Clevelander…

There’s no doubt that opening week at Marlins park was a tough one for Marlins fan – losses, injuries, anemic offense and small crowds. But Marlins Park has the Clevelander and even as the Marlins trot out AAA backups as Major League starters, the scene at the Clevelander remains, well, surreal (for a ballpark, that is).

To kick off the new season, we’re excited to bring back one of more popular segments: Clevelander Photos of the Week. And remember, these photos, taken by fans at a Major League ballpark during a Major League game, are probably NSFW. Continue reading We still have the Clevelander…

A Cure for Your Trade Deadline Rain Delay Blues

With all the recent trades, the Marlins in ability to win games, John Buck, Heath Bell and now a rain delay in Atlanta, we want to bring a smile to some of you with some more ridiculous photos from the Clevelander at Marlins Park.

I know that some of you may find this post a bit over-the-top but frankly this is what is happening during games at Marlins Park so send your complaints to the Marlins, not me. And, since we want to be inclusive of all of our readers (some of you don’t find photos of topless female dancers to be interesting), I’ve added a photo of a topless Giancarlo Stanton at the end.


Clevelander Photos of the Week: Lil’ Jose Edition

Welcome back to our weekly collection of Clevelander photos (yes, I know, we didn’t post last week). This week’s edition featured a visit to our infamous club-in-a-ballpark by everyone’s favorite marketing gimmick Lil’ Jose.

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Once Again, Your Weekly Installment of Clevelander Photos (June 5, 2012)

The Marlins may have been on the road for part of this past week, but that doesn’t stop the stream of crazy photos taken at the Clevelander in Marlins Park.

One day, I may do this post as SFW, but for now, as always, assume that some of these photos are NSFW. Did I mention that this happens at an MLB ballpark during and MLB game?

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This Week in Crazy Clevelander Photos (May 29, 2012)

Once again, fans visiting the Clevelander at Marlins Park were kind enough to share with the world unbelievable photos of what happens at the Clevelander during ball games.

Enjoyably, buy not surprisingly, this week’s batch is similar to the previously posted The Crazy Scene that is The Clevelander at Marlins Park. I suspect future posts will also look the same so stay tuned.

Remember, some of these photos are arguably NSFW.

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The Crazy Scene that is The Clevelander at Marlins Park

One of the more unique aspects of Marlins Park is the Clevelander bar out in left field. The Clevelander features body-painted dancers and other scantily-clad performers as well as a swimming pool. There is nothing like this in any other ballpark or stadium… to be clear, this is happening at the ballpark during a Major League ballgame.

Since many patrons take photos and share them online, we figured we would post a few for your entertainment. We should point out, many of these photos are arguably NSFW.