• Deadspin Never Paid Attention to Fish, Assumes They Don’t Exist

  • In its Spring Training baseball preview, Deadspin has decided to take shots at every team and of course the Marlins were fish in a barrel. Will Leitch looks at some of the best players in team history and suggests that he doesn’t remember them as Marlins.

    Here are the five humans who have started the most games on the mound for the Marlins, in order: Willis, A.J. Burnett, Brad Penny, Ryan Dempster, Pat Rapp.

    When you conjure up images of those players, not a single one of them is wearing a Marlins uniform. (With the possible exception of Pat Rapp, whom I’m impressed you remember at all.) The only Florida Marlin historical figure — as historical as anything that started in 1993 can be — who comes to my mind is Jeff Conine, for some reason. Maybe that weird mascot. Actually, it’s just the Manatees. In case you forgot what state the Marlins play in.

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    • Rodrigo
    • RETWEETED
      5 years ago
    • Cant wait till we shut that asshole up this year!

      F*ck Deadspin.

      Go Fish!

    • john
    • RETWEETED
      5 years ago
    • PREACH ON BROTHA!

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  • Insight Into the Olsen/Hammer Deal

  • Mike Berardino of the Sun-Sentinel provides some thoughts and insights on the Olsen/Hammer deal:

    About that payroll dump so far:

    the Fish have removed roughly $7 million from their books for 2009.

    On what we got in return:

    In return, they have brought in a cheap young setup man (Leo Nunez), a light-hitting second baseman with Gold Glove potential (Emilio Bonifacio) and a couple of decent low-level prospects who just finished their first full pro seasons (RHP P.J. Dean and IF Jake Smolinski).

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  • Looking Back: Predictions from the Geniuses at ESPN

  • I’ve always thought ESPN was full of itself and overly obsessed with their own importance and insight, so I was very excited to look back at their predictions for the 2008 Florida Marlins. Now, I know that the Marlins performed better than we expected (81 wins with 6 games to go) but ESPN’s predictions were so dire that I want us all to read and laugh.

    First, here is the view from Bob Klapisch:

    The bigger problem is the bottom half of the batting order, which is filled with question marks and experiments. It’s no stretch projecting the Marlins in the last third of the NL in runs scored. (Bob Klapisch)

    Next, let’s see the actual win/loss projections:

    • Jayson Stark: 70-92, 5th in NL East
    • Tim Kurkjian: 64-98, 5th in NL East
    • Buster Olney: 68-94, 5th in NL East
    • Keith Law: 68-94, 5th in NL East
    • Steve Phillips: 66-96, 5th in NL East

    You have to give Jayson Stark some credit. He’s only off by 11+ wins.

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  • Not Everyone Wants Jacques Jone

  • Bugs & Cranks takes a different approach towards the Jacque Jones rumors:

    Florida Marlins, do not view these clubs as your peers. You have something they don’t from the 21st century: a World Series championship. So what if Josh Willingham’s health is suspect at this point? Call up Cameron Maybin! He needs a reason to get those braces off, why not make it a cup of coffee in the major leagues? Don’t stoop to the levels of lesser organizations. I tried really hard to write that with a straight face, it didn’t work. Give Cody Ross more playing time. Throw Wes Helms out there, he’ll do anything for those spicy nachos. Why settle for what another team with a bad record doesn’t want? Florida Marlins, you’re the team with the great record, so have some pride! If you want to bring in a veteran whose production at this point is suspect, I don’t know, try the guy sitting on your bench. The Albatross himself has got to be good for something.

    Link:  Pump the Brakes!!!

  • News
  • Juan C Rodriguez
  • JCR on Recent Turn of Events

  • Juan C. Rodriguez brings up some great points in his latest blog post. He talks about:

    Little breaks not going our way:

    At the very least, that well of little breaks the Marlins were dipping into during their seven-game winning streak appears dry. It happens to every team.

    Missing injured players:

    One thing that struck me Tuesday was how the Marlins may be starting to miss Mike Jacobs and Josh Willingham.

    And potential to add another veteran:

    Jacque Jones was placed on release waivers Tuesday and could be a free agent by Thursday.

    We encourage you to read the post.

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  • Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch

  • Local media, instead of unequivocally supporting the hometown team, again find the most inappropriate time to attack the team. After all, nothing helps a team desperately in need of public support more than a public attack on perhaps their most visible day of the year.

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  • The Marlins Can’t Win Even When They Do

  • The Sun-Sentinel had an interesting take on last night’s exhibition game against the Yankees:

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    I’m pretty sure the headline is wrong. Here is what the Miami Herald said:

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    I wonder who got it right?

    We kid of course. Unlike the headline, Juan C. Rodriguez’s article accurately captured the result of the game. The rest of the article though, hmm… Check out this nugget:

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    Either A-Rod was born in 1985 (rather than 1975) or the Marlins played in the NLDS against the Giants in 1987, before they existed. Maybe they meant yesterday’s starting pitcher, Andrew Miller, who attended the 2003 World Series. I’m sure it’s a common mistake to confuse Alex Rodriguez with Andrew Miller. Happened to me on my Fantasy Team. Maybe A-Rod plays for the Marlins now. We seem to remember covering it this past fall.

    I’m sure by the time you read this, they fixed it. Don’t worry, we all make mistakes (thankfully, I’m a hack not a journalist).

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  • In Case You Wondered: The Marlins Proposed the Trade

  • We’ve all wondered how the trade happens and in this Detroit-loving article by Jason Stark, we discover that after the Tigers rejected the Marlins’ Cabrera for Miller and Maybin offer, the Marlins came back with the 8 player lineup (meaning: included Dontrelle) and Detroit said yes.

    Also, the Marlins wanted Mike Rabelo because bench coach Carlos Tosca had managed him before and liked him.

    Oh, and one bit of commentary. Trading away your entire minor league system and spending millions on free agents doesn’t make your GM a genius. For every good GM like Dave Dombrowski there is an incompetent GM like Omar Minaya.

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  • White Sox Trying to Acquire a “Big Fish”

  • The Chicago White Sox have acquired Cabrera. That is, Orlando Cabrera from the Angels.

    But that’s not the story here.

    Looks like they’re focused on an all-Cabrera left side of the infield as their GM Ken Williams claims that this deal clears some financial room ($3MM) for another deal. And that deal is:

    “We’re not done yet. We’re still trying to land a big fish,” Williams said.

    You know who which fish he’s talking about.

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