I’m taking my son to the Marlins game tomorrow. How do I explain this team to a 5-year old? @fishatbat I’m taking my son to the Marlins game tomorrow. How do I explain this team to a 5-year old? 4 12 years ago alejandro_608 RETWEETED 12 years ago @fishatbat Loria is the devil. Marlins players Santa. jakewinderman RETWEETED 12 years ago @fishatbat Win or lose, everybody gets ice cream, or something like that. Ms_Mambo RETWEETED 12 years ago @fishatbat It’s a teachable moment about how baseball can be disappointing sometimes. MarlinsNation RETWEETED 12 years ago “@fishatbat: I’m taking my son to the Marlins game tomorrow. How do I explain this team to a 5-year old?” With a coloring book.