Here is what Deadspin’s Purple Prose has to say about the Fish.

For the record, here are some of the nicknames in the write up:

• The Marlins: Miami entrant in the Senior Circuit, Spearfish, Swinging Swimmers, Briny Ballers, Santiago’s Sluggers, Pelagics
• Marlins Fans: Ye Fans of the Fishes
• Marlins Bullpen: Sunshine State Pen Men
• Wayne Huizenga: Gaseous trashman
• Jeffrey Loria: Angry art dealer
• Dan Uggla: Owl, Swedish Surprise, Ugg-Boot
• Scott Olsen: Shiner
• Alfredo Amezaga: Double-A
• Logan Kensing: French Kiss
• Wes Helms: Daily Show
• Jeremy Hermida: May-retta Masterstroker
• Renyel Pinto: Lemon
• Kevin Gregg: Mild-Mannered Reporter
• Hanley Ramirez: The Reconstituted Rajah, Double-R, Valiant of VORP

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